THE CARTOON BIBLE

BIBLE READ-ALONG & MEMORY APP

Put the Bible in their Stocking

Or, Wrap it up, and put it under the Christmas Tree

THE RE•NEW TUBE
It's The Cartoon Bible App  
With All the FUN Extras

Shipped anywhere in the U.S.
Easy start on any device
SCAN, DOWNLOAD, ACTIVATE!
FULL ACCESS ACTIVATION CARD INCLUDED
A 'barrel of fun' loaded with extras 

The Re•NEW Tube COMBO
STEP 1: Choose a subscription level

You only need one subscription per household!

The Cartoon Bible is an app that you can download to your iPhone, iPad, or Android device. It even works on your laptop or desktop computer - right in the browser!

Choose a yearly or monthly Full Access subscription to the Cartoon Bible App at $2.99 per month or $24.99 per year.

The Re•NEW Tube COMBO
STEP 2: Add Re•NEW Tubes

You can add one for every kid in the household!

Magnet with a fun reminder from El Rey, the lion, "You need to read your Bible."
Sticker of Willy encouraging us to "Be Fortified!"
Cloth 'sticker-back' patch, suitable as a fun clothing accent.

The Re•NEW Tube is stuffed full of fun goodies, and each tube adds only $10 to your Re•NEW Tube Combo! Each child in the household can have their own!

The Full Access Activation Card -
friction-free Christmas morning app download and activation.
16 page activity book and guide to fun bible reading habits.
The Go-Coder decoding device which can be used in the activity book and in the app to access some extras.
Official Certificate with all the characters.
Collectible character cards.

The Re•NEW Tube COMBO
NEXT STEPS: Add more...

To make ONE GIANT GIFT, or MULTIPLE GIFTS! 

IMPORTANT NOTE:
The items in this STEP are still available, but will not arrive before Christmas. Cutoff order date for Christmas delivery was December 4.

In the final steps of the Re•NEW Tube Combo process, you have the option to add one, or more, fun-to-wear Cartoon Bible branded garments. You also have the option to skip these items.

Embroidered Beanie with Harley's classic closer, "Stay Groovy!". Add up to three of these per household subscription at $33 each.
Embroidered Hoodie with Willy's favorite reminder, "Suspend your Disbelief." (It's his way of saying - "Have Faith!"). A high-quality hoodie can be added to your Re•NEW Tube combo for $52 each - you can add up to three per household subscription, so go crazy!

Many kids think bible reading is a CHORE.

HEY, NO JUDGMENT...

EVEN FULL GROWN ADULTS GET OVERWHELMED JUST DECIDING WHERE TO START.

The Cartoon Bible is FUN

DEFINITELY NOT A CHORE!!

The Cartoon Bible is a Daily Bible Read-a-long & Memory App

Streaming content
100% Scripture referenced
Yes, KJV is included (and others, too)
ZERO data mining
New segments delivered LIVE
Easy subscription service - cancel anytime
Kid tested and APPROVED
Streaming content
100% Scripture referenced
Yes, KJV is included (and others, too)
ZERO data mining
New segments delivered LIVE
Easy subscription service - cancel anytime
Kid tested and APPROVED
Streaming content
100% Scripture referenced
Yes, KJV is included (and others, too)
ZERO data mining
New segments delivered LIVE
Easy subscription service - cancel anytime
Kid tested and APPROVED

Start your subscription

with the Re•NEW Tube Combo!

YOU CAN’T GET THIS DEAL THROUGH AN IN-APP PURCHASE, BECAUSE IT'S AVAILABLE ON THIS SITE, AND NOWHERE ELSE.

Our Re•NEW Tube Combo gives you a FULL ACCESS subscription to The Cartoon Bible that you can use on all your varied devices: Your iPhone, Uncle Bart's Android, even MeeMaw's PC. Yes, It works everywhere!

What Subscribers are Saying

(AWWW SHUCKS! YOU'RE MAKING US BLUSH)


"Great App for Kids!!!"

Diplomatica

"My wife and I have two young kids, and it’s always a challenge to find to apps that we are comfortable our kids being on. In that regard the Cartoon Bible is an answer to prayer. It’s a double bonus that our kids love spending time on the app, look forward to the daily updates, and love all the fun characters. Would highly recommend for parents!"

"Love this!"

RunnerMomof7

"My 5, 7, and 8 year olds absolutely love the Cartoon Bible app! It is easy for them to navigate and the characters are fun to watch and listen to. The method used for memorization is super creative and helps even the more difficult words to stick. I highly recommend this app!"

Want your kids to embrace Biblical truth?

BUT MAYBE YOU DON’T WANT TO GO ‘FULL BATHSHEBA’ WITH THEM QUITE YET?

QUESTIONS OR CONCERNS

“There are some ‘weird’, scary, and even R-rated parts in the Bible.”

Our animated stories from the pages of the great book don’t ignore the odd stuff, but present it in a way every member of the family can appreciate. So, yeah, we’re NOT going ‘full Bathsheba’ here.

“There are some ‘weird’, scary, and even R-rated parts in the Bible.”

Our animated stories from the pages of the great book don’t ignore the odd stuff, but present it in a way every member of the family can appreciate. So, yeah, we’re NOT going ‘full Bathsheba’ here.

“Seriously, how do you even pronounce some of those Biblical names?”

Our Read-a-long passages with characters pronouncing every word along with the reader. We didn’t invent that method, but it does work, so we’re using it.

“Seriously, how do you even pronounce some of those Biblical names?”

Our Read-a-long passages with characters pronouncing every word along with the reader. We didn’t invent that method, but it does work, so we’re using it.

“Ingesting the Bible is not for toddlers.”

Maybe so, but we have added some incentives to the process - gamification, and such. You know... “a spoon full of sugar...”, right? Except... not ACTUAL sugar, in this case.

“Ingesting the Bible is not for toddlers.”

Maybe so, but we have added some incentives to the process - gamification, and such. You know... “a spoon full of sugar...”, right? Except... not ACTUAL sugar, in this case.

Discretion is the hallmark of our creed.

THE BIBLE PRESENTED IN A WAY EVERY MEMBER OF THE FAMILY CAN APPRECIATE

THE RE•NEW TUBE COMBO
starts here!

A super fun gift that
helps build the habit
of daily bible reading

STEP 1: Choose
a subscription level.

Follow the Steps
to Build the Perfect Gift

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